Starbucks Receives MASSIVE DOSE OF KARMA After COFFEE TESTS POSITIVE

The modern world’s biggest and best-known coffee franchise just received and HUGE slap in the face, which makes that two slaps in the face in the last year. Earlier this year Starbucks was on blast by their conservative customers after issuing a statement that they would be hiring 10,000 refugees, the majority of the target employees being Muslim immigrants. Why not 10,000 veterans who put their lives on the line for our freedom? By involving their politics with their brand they set out to inevitably destroy themselves. But a whole new issue has arisen with the Starbucks enterprise. What was just found in their coffee is guaranteed to lose some business from even the most liberal of their customer-base.

Although it’s known that Starbucks had a tough enough time regaining their conservative customer base after the alienation of over half of the U.S. it’s likely that this will be just as hard for them to sweep under the rug. Yes, you guessed it… Starbucks coffee tested positive for fecal matter. We’re guessing that their PR rep is going to have a tough time with this one… even with their liberal customer base.

Millions of Americans have been drinking poop infused coffee. Thankfully the diehard conservatives who vowed to leave the popular name brand coffee behind were spared from the nasty drink. Upon hiring as many refugees as they could the quality of the product seemed to slip, leading us to where we are now, with American people drinking poop.

Conservative Daily Post reported:

Many people around the world enjoy iced coffee and other cool drinks from baristas employed by Starbucks, Caffe Nero, and Costa Coffee. However, they may want to think twice before ordering again. The BBC’s “Watchdog” program performs consumer affairs checks on popular businesses. Their latest discovery found fecal bacteria in samples from the three popular coffee chains.

Yes, that’s right, bacteria that is present in feces is now included with customer’s ice at Starbucks, Caffe Nero, and Costa Coffee.

Samples taken from various stores found changeable levels of contamination. Head of policy at the Chartered Institute of Environmental Health Tony Lewis said that the amounts were “concerning.”  He added that the bacteria “should not be present at any level – never mind the significant numbers found.”

Upon further investigation 30 branches of the Starbucks chain tested positive for the fecal matter. It leaves us wondering why immediately after hiring the influx of refugees the quality of the product was put in jeopardy. The cleanliness of these new hires has been in question, and with this new information we are left saying “I told you so.”

Following the back and forth with the travel ban between President Trump and extreme liberal judges Starbucks followed through with their plan by hiring 2,500 refugees from England and other parts of Europe as well. You have to stop and think, its kind of ironic that immediately preceding the influx of new hires fecal matter begins to show up in the coffee.

Conservative Daily explains that “the problem with hiring and accepting refugees is the cultural hygienic difficulties it creates. In Germany and France, the situation is so dire that a company has invented a ‘multicultural toilet.’”

“Many migrants will have never seen toilet paper before” wrote a Deutsche Welle journalist. He went on to say, “refugees nationwide have squatted on toilet rims or the floor of the bathroom… others have relieved themselves in the shower stalls, leaving behind human excrement on the floors.”

Is a name brand cup of coffee really worth your health? And wouldn’t you rather be consuming products made with certain standards in place? Looks like Starbucks has some serious explaining to do. H/T

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One Comment on “Starbucks Receives MASSIVE DOSE OF KARMA After COFFEE TESTS POSITIVE”

  1. When will the Lesson be Learned that as Americans we cannot coexist with Extremists Radical Islamic Jihadist People they are not of the same Mold as Americans, I believe in the migration and the Melting Pot is there any way that we can place them into the Melting Pot and watch the Boil away!

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